Cream Pie: Hello Brooke and welcome to Cream Pie.
Brooke: Thank you.
Cream Pie: You look great, are those tits real?
Brooke: Thanks, yes they are.
Cream Pie: My I touch them?
Brooke: Sure.
Cream Pie: Do you feel weird having real tits?
Brooke: No, I was born with them. They just appeared one day.
Cream Pie: What are your measurements?
Brooke: 34D-26-32
Cream Pie: Enough of this. Where are you from?
Brooke: I'm from Gainesville, Florida.
Cream Pie: Where are you living now?
Brooke: In Valencia, California.
Cream Pie: What brings you to California?
Brooke: I was under a mainstream contract and that's what brought me to California.
Cream Pie: Do you have any hobbies?
Brooke: I own horses, so I go horseback riding a lot. I go shopping a lot and eating. Sleeping and eating are my two favorite things to do, then shopping and horseback riding.
Cream Pie: Do you have any obsessions?
Brooke: Definitely clothes, I have so many clothes.
Cream Pie: Tell us about your educational background?
Brooke: I went to high school and I'm going to college. I'm almost done.
Cream Pie: What is your major?
Brooke: I'm majoring in psychology but I might change it. It's my last year so I don't know I can.
Cream Pie: When you graduate, what are you going to do?
Brooke: I'm actually opening a hair salon right now. That was an idea that came to me. I went to beauty school a long time ago so, I'm trying to change my major to business but I'm so far in that I don't think I can. I was going to be a therapist.
Cream Pie: What do you do for a living?
Brooke: I make porn.
Cream Pie: You make porn?
Brooke: That's why I'm here.
Cream Pie: What did you do before getting into porn?
Brooke: I was in high school.
Cream Pie: How did you get into the porn business?
Brooke: Adrianna Sage, it was really weird. You want me to tell you the story?
Cream Pie: Sure.
Brooke: It's a long story.
Cream Pie: Make it brief?
Brooke: I used to come to California in the summers when I was 14 and 15. When I was out her I met a girl and her best friend was Adrianna Sage. So, through the grapevine, I met Adrianna and I was 15 or 16 and I knew what Adrianna did but I didn't do anything about it. Then, when I turned 18, I moved to California and I called her, then she helped me.
Cream Pie: Does your family and friends know that you're a porn star?
Brooke: Friends, no. My family kind of have an idea because my dad does my taxes but he has really never said anything.
Cream Pie: Your dad does your taxes?
Brooke: He doesn't, his accountant does but I give all my paper work to him. He sees Red Light District and Vivid and I think he knows what it is but he has never said anything.
Cream Pie: How many videos have you performed in?
Brooke: I work like 6 times a month, so 6 times 2 years, I don't know, a bunch, maybe 200.
Cream Pie: Wow, is that the new math?
Brooke: Yeah, is that a lot? There are girls that are doing 200 a year. So, I'm doing pretty good.
Cream Pie: I know girls that do 28 scenes a month.
Brooke: That's fucking ridiculous. How do they live?
Cream Pie: On their backs. That's all they are in town for.
Brooke: (laughing)
Cream Pie: When is your birthday?
Brooke: September 28.
Cream Pie: What do you consider to be your best quality?
Brooke: Probably my personality or my body.
Cream Pie: Both, huh?
Brooke: Yeah, both.
Cream Pie: What do you consider to be your worst quality?
Brooke: I want some more ass on my body. My body is my worst and best.
Cream Pie: What is your favorite curse word?
Brooke: Fuck. It has nothing to do with the porn business, I just like the word fuck.
Cream Pie: Let me hear you use the word fuck in a sentence?
Brooke: I'm getting ready to fuck. You're going to watch me get fucked.
Cream Pie: Are you married, single, have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Brooke: I have a boyfriend.
Cream Pie: What do you look for in a boyfriend?
Brooke: One that makes money. No, no, no, I'm just kidding. Intelligence, personality, good looks, going somewhere in life and has goals.
Cream Pie: What would you do if you were a boy for a day?
Brooke: Jack off. I want to know what it feels like.
Cream Pie: At what age did you lose your virginity?
Brooke: I was 17. Yeah, I was an old fart. Other people lost theirs at 12. At 12, I was riding a bike.
Cream Pie: Did you have an orgasm?
Brooke: No.
Cream Pie: Did it hurt?
Brooke: No, it was just weird.
Cream Pie: Did you bleed?
Brooke: No, it went by really quick.
Cream Pie: When were you last fucked?
Brooke: Last night.
Cream Pie: How was it?
Brooke: It was good.
Cream Pie: Did he cum inside you?
Brooke: Yes, he always does. We've never done it any other way.
Cream Pie: Later, do you find that his cum still oozes from your pussy?
Brooke: Yeah, as I walk to the bathroom it drips down my leg. That's kind of nasty, huh.
Cream Pie: You don't know who you're talking to.
Brooke: Oh, I forgot, you're the cream pie guy.
Cream Pie: Have you ever heard of a cream pie?
Brooke: Yes, I have.
Cream Pie: Tell us, what is a cream pie?
Brooke: Where a guy cums in you and it drips out. Hopefully, if your pussy is not like a suction cup and sucks it all up. Mine tends to suck it all up.
Cream Pie: Have you ever done a cream pie on video?
Brooke: Yes, once.
Cream Pie: Do you recall the title of the video?
Brooke: No, I don't remember any of the titles. I don't even remember half the guys. I just show up and get fucked then I leave.
Cream Pie: Do you feel it when a guy cums inside your pussy?
Brooke: Well, I feel his dick tightening. You know, like pulsing but I don't feel the cum. I feel it dripping out of my pussy when he is done.
Cream Pie: What form of birth control do you use?
Brooke: Ortho Tri Cyclen low so that I'm not such a raving bitch.
Cream Pie: Did you watch adult videos before you got into the business?
Brooke: No, I never did.
Cream Pie: Do you watch adult video now?
Brooke: In general no. I tend to watch then when I'm in a hotel out of town. At home, I never really watch them. People always give you your videos but I don't watch them. That's just weird.
Cream Pie: What are your favorite sexual positions?
Brooke: Doggy and regular cowgirl because I like to be in control.
Cream Pie: Do you masturbate?
Brooke: Yes.
Cream Pie: What is your technique for masturbating?
Brooke: My fingers and spit.
Cream Pie: How often do you masturbate.
Brooke: Whenever I want. On the freeway in traffic.
Cream Pie: Did you masturbate on you way here this morning?
Brooke: No, because I was going to get fucked.
Cream Pie: How often do you get fucked?
Brooke: About 5 days a week. You have to take some days off.
Cream Pie: What's the best type of sex for you, one-on-one, or multiple partners?
Brooke: One-on-one. Multiple partners, there is too much shit going on around you.
Cream Pie: Sexually, what's the most number of guys you've been with at one time?
Brooke: Two. No, four, boy/boy girl/girl.
Cream Pie: That's still two guys.
Brooke: You're right. I consider girl/girl to be foreplay.
Cream Pie: What's the strangest or kinkiest sex that you've ever had?
Brooke: Hmmm, I've never had any strange sex. I never did anything that was weird.
Cream Pie: Where is the most unusual place that you've had sex?
Brooke: In my boyfriend's ex-boss' office. I was petrified doing it.
Cream Pie: Are there any fantasies that you've not fulfilled?
Brooke: Yeah, I want to have sex in an elevator with people in it. Like one of those elevators in New York city that goes up 100 floors.
Cream Pie: You want people watching you?
Brooke: No, I don't want them watching me but I want to do it in the elevator.
Cream Pie: How about the mile high club?
Brooke: I almost had sex on the airplane but the stewardess found out and they told us that we could be arrested for prostitution.
Cream Pie: What?
Brooke: That's what they told me. She told me that they could report me for prostitution or having sex in a public place. Isn't that weird? I was flying home from Japan and it was a 16 hour flight.
Cream Pie: Do you have anal sex?
Brooke: No.
Cream Pie: You've never had cock in your ass?
Brooke: I've never had cock in my ass.
Cream Pie: Have your boyfriend asked to fuck you in the ass?
Brooke: Yes, everyday but his dick is too big.
Cream Pie: You know he is going to get it somewhere else?
Brooke: He won't have a dick anymore if he does. I will be Lorena Bobbit in a second.
Cream Pie: Do you have a way for the fans to get in touch with you?
Brooke: No.
Cream Pie: Do you have any final thoughts for us?
Brooke: Enjoy the show.