Cream Pie: Per chance, are you associated with Randy West?
Vivian West: No.

Cream Pie: May I call you Vivian?
Vivian West: Yes.

Cream Pie: Vivian, where are you from?
Vivian West: I'm from Colorado Springs.

Cream Pie: Where are you living now?
Vivian West: Colorado Springs.

Cream Pie: Do you have any hobbies?
Vivian West: Hobbies? I like to play the guitar. I love hockey and football.

Cream Pie: How do you feel about the lack of a hockey season this year?
Vivian West: That's a touchy subject. I'm not happy.

Cream Pie: Do you have any obsessions?
Vivian West: Yes. Shoes, purses, clothes … the typical girly things. I like cars.

Cream Pie: Tell us about your educational background?
Vivian West: I went to high school. I graduated in 3 years. I didn't go to college. I became an intern for a talent agent. I worked in a modeling and talent agency for a while. I stripped at night because modeling did not always pay the bills.

Cream Pie: Was this a talent agency for strippers?
Vivian West: No, it was a modeling agency but I'm only 5' tall so modeling did not always pay the bills for me.

Cream Pie: Did the agency know that you were stripping at night?
Vivian West: Yeah, they did.

Cream Pie: So, they found out. What was their reaction?
Vivian West: Well, the guy I worked with started showing up where I worked, which made me pretty uncomfortable. So, I quit working at the agency and kept dancing.

Cream Pie: It would've been easier if he had fired you, right?
Vivian West: Yeah.

Cream Pie: What do you do for a living?
Vivian West: I'm a feature dancer and I do porn.

Cream Pie: How long have you been doing feature dancing?
Vivian West: Almost 2 years now.

Cream Pie: How long have you been doing porn?
Vivian West: A couple of months. I like doing porn. It's a lot of fun.

Cream Pie: How did you get into the porn business?
Vivian West: By featuring and being on the circuit, I met a lot of really cool people who were also porn stars and I've kind of always wanted to be a porn star. They hooked me up and tied me into their connections. I sent out my photographs and the next thing I knew, I was in Los Angeles.

Cream Pie: Does your family and friends know that you're doing porn?
Vivian West: Yes.

Cream Pie: How about the guy that you used to work for at the talent agency? Does he know that you're doing porn?
Vivian West: I don't think so. I don't talk to him anymore.

Cream Pie: You should send him one of your videos.
Vivian West: That would be funny.

Cream Pie: How many videos have you performed in?
Vivian West: This would be my 6^th video.

Cream Pie: You have a great body. What are your measurements?
Vivian West: I'm a 34D-23-34.

Cream Pie: When is your birthday?
Vivian West: February 17^th. I did 2 films on my birthday. I couldn't think of a better gift.

Cream Pie: What type of films did you do on your birthday?
Vivian West: I did a 4-way blow bang and a boy on girl. The boy/girl was really sexy, it was called "My Sister's Hot Friends" and I got to wear regular cute clothes in it and did a make out scene. It was very hot.

Cream Pie: The 4-way blow bang, was it a blow job movie?
Vivian West: Yes.

Cream Pie: Did you swallow?
Vivian West: Yes, all of it.

Cream Pie: What do you consider to be your best quality?
Vivian West: My best quality? Probably my personality. As far as looks goes, it will go away and you will just be wrinkly and mean.

Cream Pie: What do you consider to be your worst quality?
Vivian West: My worst quality? I don't really like my feet too much, sometimes. I'm a dancer and if I don't take care of them they get beat up.

Cream Pie: What is your favorite curse word?
Vivian West: I use fuck a lot. I like cock. Cock is my all time favorite word.

Cream Pie: Cock is a curse word?
Vivian West: Well, it's not really a curse word but you can say, "You cock or you're a cocksucker."

Cream Pie: Are you married, single, have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Vivian West: No and I'm not looking. Just having fun.

Cream Pie: What do you look for in guys?
Vivian West: I'm pretty independent, so, probably someone that would let me be myself and has a nice dick. Someone that can take care of me in the bedroom and not get mad if I don't call for 3 days.

Cream Pie: What would you do if you were a boy for a day?
Vivian West: I kind of act like a boy sometimes and I'm bisexual, so, I think I would get as much pussy as I could. I would also pee on a tree.

Cream Pie: At what age did you lose your virginity?
Vivian West: I think I was 15. I slept with a girl right after I slept with the guy.

Cream Pie: How did you lose your virginity?
Vivian West: I wanted to have sex and I was dating this guy, you know.

Cream Pie: Was it your idea to have sex?
Vivian West: Yeah.

Cream Pie: Did it hurt?
Vivian West: No.

Cream Pie: Did you have an orgasm?
Vivian West: No!

Cream Pie: Did you bleed?
Vivian West: No.

Cream Pie: Have you ever heard of a cream pie?
Vivian West: Yes.

Cream Pie: Tell us, what is a cream pie?
Vivian West: A cream pie is when he cums in you and it drizzles down your leg.

Cream Pie: Do you feel it when a guy cums inside your pussy?
Vivian West: Oh, yeah!

Cream Pie: Describe what you feel?
Vivian West: It feels warm, a little sticky, and good.

Cream Pie: Have you ever done a cream pie on video?
Vivian West: Nope, this is my first one. I'm doing another one on Wednesday.

Cream Pie: After a guy cums inside your pussy, have you ever had him eat your pussy?
Vivian West: No, my boyfriends in the past have been boring. No offense to them, sorry guys. They were sexually boring.

Cream Pie: After a guy cums inside your pussy, later, do you find that cum from the guy still oozes from your pussy?
Vivian West: Yeah.

Cream Pie: What do you do about that?
Vivian West: Hmmm, take a shower, get a little masturbation going on.

Cream Pie: Does that happen to you in public?
Vivian West: Yes, and I don't wear panties. It's okay as long as you're not wearing really short shorts. I wear a skirt.

Cream Pie: What form of birth control do you use?
Vivian West: Depo

Cream Pie: Did you watch adult videos before you got into the business?
Vivian West: Yeah, I was a fan.

Cream Pie: What is your favorite type of porn?
Vivian West: You know, I like the 70s classic with the good music and they have plots like, "Maam, I'm here to fix your boat." Like John Holmes and old school Ron Jeremy. Good stuff.

Cream Pie: What are your favorite sex positions?
Vivian West: Reverse-cowgirl, hands down. I like doggy too. Those are my 2 favorites.

Cream Pie: Do you masturbate?
Vivian West: I have a masturbation problem. Hi, I'm Vivian and I have a masturbation problem.

Cream Pie: Don't tell me you're a chronic masturbator.
Vivian West: Yeah, I am.

Cream Pie: How often do you masturbate?
Vivian West: I have a theory, when I dance, well, I masturbate first thing when I wake up. When I'm dancing, I have to masturbate before I go to work because it makes me a better dancer. I have to masturbate after work too, right before I go to bed. Even if I don't work, I have to masturbate before I go to bed. You know, you're at work doing all those lap dances and being sexy on stage all this tension builds up and I just have to let it out.

Cream Pie: What is your technique for masturbating?
Vivian West: I'm creative. I had a masturbation accident recently. I was laying on my back in the shower with my legs in the air and I had ice cold water coming out of the faucet on my pussy. I had my favorite dildo in my left hand and I was working my clit with my right hand. Between the water, the dildo, and my clit I came so hard that my leg jerked and kicked the faucet and I ended up with this huge black mark on my leg but it was totally worth it. I kind of whacked my head too.

Cream Pie: How do you explain the mark on your leg when people see it?
Vivian West: They ask if I fell and I tell them that I had a masturbation accident.

Cream Pie: How often do you have sex?
Vivian West: As often as possible but I'm kind of picky about guys in my personal life.

Cream Pie: What's the best type of sex for you, one-on-one, or multiple partners?
Vivian West: I like threesomes.

Cream Pie: Threesomes? Two guys and a girl?
Vivian West: No, two girls and a guy. Then I get the best of both worlds.

Cream Pie: Sexually, what is the most number of guys you've been with at one time?
Vivian West: The 4-way blow bang was the most.

Cream Pie: What's the strangest or kinkiest sex you've ever had?
Vivian West: I had sex on a fire truck once. That was a fantasy of mine.

Cream Pie: How did you manage to do that?
Vivian West: It was a video thing I did for a club where I was working.

Cream Pie: Are there any sexual fantasies that you've not fulfilled?
Vivian West: I've always wanted to get pulled over by a cop and offer him a blow-job in exchange for not giving me a speeding ticket. I'm too fragile for jail but I have a thing for cops.

Cream Pie: Do you have anal sex?
Vivian West: No, well, in my personal life but not on film.

Cream Pie: Have you ever had a guy cum inside your ass?
Vivian West: No.

Cream Pie: What rumor would you like to start about yourself?
Vivian West: I love starting rumors about myself. Hmmm, let's see, Vivian used to be a man. She had the best transitional surgery ever. That would be a good rumor but that would blow the whole peeing on a tree thing.

Cream Pie: Do you work for Deja Vu?
Vivian West: I'm the showgirl of the year.

Cream Pie: For what year?
Vivian West: This year, 2005. I'm the current reigning Deja Vu Slut.

Cream Pie: So, you do work at Deja Vu.
Vivian West: I work at the Colorado Springs club but I'm only there one week in a month because I'm here for a few weeks at a time. I have to work there at least a little to keep my title. Otherwise, I will lose my title. They will dethrone me.